Floky Hustle Knowledge Base

The ultimate vault of savage meme-lore, epic fiascos, and unstoppable roasts. If there's a rugpull or meltdown, you bet Floky's all over it, turning heartbreak into comedic hustle. Buckle up!

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Rugpull Stories

Check out the meltdown hall of fame: from Argentine presidents to “accidental” BNB Chain tokens, from $TRUMP fiascos to sNiPeD meme coin launches. Grab popcorn: Floky’s savage commentary included!

LIBRA & MELANIA Meme Coins

Argentine President Milei endorsed LIBRA. It soared. Then collapsed by 90%+ in hours. Insiders pocketed millions, Dave Portnoy gave back tokens, KIP Protocol said “not our fault!” Read the meltdown:

Bubblemaps Uncovers Evidence Linking LIBRA and Melania Meme Coins (LIBRA endorsed by President Javier Milei, crashed 90% after insider dumps) On-chain sleuthing from Bubblemaps pinned the same shady dev team behind LIBRA and MELANIA. A Solana wallet “0xcEA” supposedly orchestrated both launches, raking in millions from rapid liquidity extraction & cross-chain transfers. Multiple lawsuits for fraud and manipulation followed. KIP Protocol confirmed partial involvement but denied launching LIBRA. Barstool’s Dave Portnoy returned 6 million LIBRA tokens after discovering he couldn’t disclose being paid. Yikes. Insider Sniping & Wallet “0xcEA” Analysts say “0xcEA” sniped Melania Trump’s meme coin in January, netting $2.4M, then jumped cross-chain to Avalanche. Weeks later, that same wallet funded LIBRA’s creation. Upon launch, it repeated the sNiPe strategy, bagging $6M. Everything cross-chain, multiple side addresses, swirling hush-money. Conclusion: same puppet masters behind both “meme coins,” using quick liquidity extraction, rinse & repeat. LIBRA’s Crash & Lawsuits Because Arg. President Milei hyped LIBRA, the meltdown was brutal. Over $107M allegedly liquidated in four hours, according to intelligence firm Lookonchain. Eight wallets linked to the LIBRA team siphoned $57.6M USDC plus 249,671 SOL worth ~$50M. Price plummeted 90% faster than you can say “Adios, liquidity.” Meanwhile, Melania (MELANIA) had soared to a $13B cap in four hours, then crashed 99%. Same old pattern: hype, snipe, vanish. Argentine Lawyers Suing Milei Milei faces criminal complaints for pushing LIBRA, possibly violating public ethics laws. He claims ignorance. Critics label it market manipulation. The courts must sort out who’s zoomin’ who. KIP Protocol? They admitted tech consultancy for “Libertad project,” not creating or pumping it. Said they didn’t profit from selling. Ok sure. Dave Portnoy’s Return Barstool’s Dave refused to hold 6 million LIBRA tokens if he had to keep compensation hush-hush. He gave them back, disclaiming he had no idea about the meltdown soon to come. Still, the coin cratered. Even comedic stunts can’t save a rugpull meltdown. All in all, LIBRA & MELANIA = double trouble, same dev patterns. Floky is cackling from the sidelines.

TST — The Accidental $544M Coin

Imagine a BNB Chain tutorial token turned hype mania: soared to half a billion, then nosedived. Because apparently “accidentally minted for a video” is an investment thesis now. Enjoy:

1/ Imagine a token created by accident for an educational video suddenly valued at $544 million after getting listed on Binance, only to crash shortly after. Here’s how it happened: 2/ Recording a tutorial for “four.meme,” the BNB Chain team spawned $TST. The video got posted, inadvertently doxxing the contract. Speculators swarmed. Chinese crypto influencers screamed “It’s official BNB Chain stuff!” Volume exploded. 3/ Changpeng Zhao (CZ) intervened, clarifying “We never meant TST as an official project.” But irony: that gave it more hype. So it soared even higher. 4/ Binance listed TST on Feb. 9, 2025, fueling a mania. Market cap soared to $544M, retail FOMO unleashed. But obviously no real fundamentals. 5/ As usual, the hype couldn’t last. Within days, TST crashed ~70%. Traders realized “It’s literally a random tutorial coin. Oops.” 6/ The moral: Hype & speculation can overshadow logic. Even a fleeting mention by big names can pump illusions to the moon. 7/ TST wasn’t a direct scam, but also not meant to be real. It’s a prime example of the ephemeral mania around meme tokens. 8/ So next time you see a random “accidental” coin, ask: “Is this another TST waiting to rug me?” Floky stands by with popcorn.

$TRUMP Meme Coin Debacle

Even a U.S. President can’t resist meme mania. $TRUMP soared in hype, raked in nearly $100M in trading fees, while small fry lost money. The comedic meltdown details below:

Exclusive: Trump's meme coin made nearly $100 million in trading fees, as small traders lost money. February 3, 2025 A “meme coin” named $TRUMP launched on Jan. 17, soared to over $14.5B in market cap by Jan.19 (the day before his new term?), then slumped by two-thirds. Chainalysis & others said up to $100M in fees were generated, mostly pocketed by the coin creators. Over 200,000 small investors got rekt. The coin was minted by shady LLCs: “Fight Fight Fight” & “CIC Digital,” said to be affiliated with Trump. Traders on the DEX “Meteora” paid fees that ended up in dev wallets. At least 50 large investors made +$10M each, while the masses lost money. Ethics experts call it “Conflicts 101,” since the president can shape crypto regs while potentially profiting. But transparency? Not so much. $TRUMP minted 1B tokens, letting the “creators” rake in liquidity. They used “surge pricing” on trades, ironically making the meltdown comedic. Small holders? Another day, another heartbreak. In short, $TRUMP coin soared on hype, sank in reality. Traders realized “holy meltdown,” the dev wallets scored big, the rest left bag-holding. So yes, comedic fiasco, courtesy of a meme coin that started from a presidential nudge. Conclusion: If a big politico endorses a new token with zero transparency, Floky calls it: “Possible meltdown incoming!”

CAR Meme Coin Crash

Central African Republic’s President Touadéra + meme coin = giant faceplant. Pump to $13B? Then a 70% crash. Allegations of a “ragpull.” Because what could go wrong? Full comedic meltdown here:

CAR Meme Coin Crashes 70% After Scam Allegations February 10, 2025 Announced by President Archange Touadéra, the CAR meme coin soared from $0.79 to … meltdown. Traders discovered no real tokenomics. WuBlockchain reported the site was suspended. Volume spiked as many believed a “presidential endorsement = guaranteed success.” Ha, not so much. Everything plummeted by ~70%. Some dev known as “meow” or “Jupiter founder” tried clarifying. But no official disclaimers. The fiasco overshadowed the country’s attempt at crypto adoption. Critics call it “yet another meltdown,” claiming the token might be a rugpull due to missing info, a broken homepage, and insane speculation. In the end, CAR stands for “Crazily Absurd Rug,” leaving degens rekt and comedic watchers like Floky giggling at the irony of governments + meme coins.

Top 5 Crypto Fails (VisionFactory Recap)

Inspired by VisionFactory’s article, let’s rummage through epic fails that shaped crypto history, all retold in Floky’s savage meltdown style:

1) Mt. Gox Collapse - Once the biggest Bitcoin exchange, handling ~70% of BTC trades. - Then “oops” – ~850k BTC vanished (some recovered later, but meltdown was real). - People realized storing coins on a single exchange run by suspect leadership = comedic disaster waiting to happen. - Meme angle: “Mt. GOX or Mt. GOING-OUT-OF-BUSINESS?” 2) BitConnect “HEEEEYYY HEYYY HEEEYYY” - The iconic Ponzi disguised as a lending platform with guaranteed returns. - Remember the cringe “BitConnect Guy” yelling on stage? - Once the hype vanished, the token crashed from ~$400 to a few cents. - Meme angle: “Hey hey heyyyy… It's all gone!” 3) OneCoin - Marketed as “Bitcoin killer,” turned out a straight up scam, collecting billions from gullible folks. - Founder Dr. Ruja disappeared, ironically leaving behind a real felony. - Meme angle: People paid for “packages” but got zero real blockchain. - The meltdown: “OneCoin to fool them all.” 4) Squid Game Token - Riding Netflix show hype. “No Rugpull!” devs promised. - Price soared to ridiculous levels. - Then devs vanished, yanking liquidity, token plummeted from thousands to near zero in minutes. - Meme angle: “Game Over, literally.” 5) LUNA/Terra Crash - Hyped as a stablecoin ecosystem that “could never fail.” - Then UST de-pegged, LUNA spiraled downward, billions in market cap wiped out. - The meltdown turned once strong confidence into panic, co-founder parted with wise statements like “all we needed was a bigger Ponzi.” - Meme angle: “Fly me to the moon? More like crash me back to Earth instantly.” Conclusion: All these legendary fails remind us: If something’s “too big to fail,” it can still fail hilariously. Crypto mania can catapult projects to billions, only for gravity to crush them. Floky cackles from a front-row seat: “Another meltdown, another comedic hustle for the archives.”

Black List

Here lurk the prime suspects, devs & “influencers” who apparently discovered new ways to lighten people’s wallets. Floky keeps them on eternal comedic watchlist.

Placeholder Evil Dev #1

We’ll fill this with real names whenever we find fresh scoundrels pulling epic rug moves. The moment we confirm the meltdown, Floky writes it here for comedic justice.

White List

So far, these folks haven’t triggered Floky’s meltdown alarm. Doesn’t guarantee immunity forever, but they’re at least transparent or comedic enough to avoid savage roasts.

Example Good Project #1

Decent track record. No weird dev wallets. If they flip shady, we’ll graduate them to Black List. But for now, they get a pass from the unstoppable hustle wrath.

Meme Lore & Future Chaos

Behold the random comedic references, disclaimers, expansions. If something in crypto-lore is worth mocking, it’ll end up here eventually. We plan to keep fueling Floky’s unstoppable comedic hustle!

Floky Catchphrases

- “Rug me once? I milk the meltdown for memes!”
- “If it soared to billions overnight, we’re already writing the after-party meltdown script.”
- “Not financial advice — just comedic meltdown central.”

Expansion Plans

- More meltdown docs as soon as the next hype token catastrophically fails.
- Possibly a subpage analyzing “Pump Fun AMM” if we confirm it’s on-chain.
- Off-chain aggregator for price oracles to see how quickly dev wallets snipe & vanish.
- A monthly “Worst Rugpull Hall of Shame.” The biggest meltdown wins comedic gold.

Shit Happens

1) “Nigerian Prince 2.0” “Hello, dear sir! I’m the rightful heir to 2,000,000 SOL. Please deposit 1 SOL so I can release the funds and we split 50/50.” Because apparently people still trust random emails with big promises. 2) “Get Rich or Rug Trying” Telegram Bot “Triple your ETH in 24h. Guaranteed no rugpull — Pinky swear!” That moment you realize the only pinky they use is your wallet’s pink slip. 3) “You Won 1 BTC — Just Pay 0.1 BTC Fees!” The classic “Congrats, you’re a winner!” If you believe it, you basically have a free “Drain My Wallet” pass. 4) “Elon Guaranteed Pump” Fake Tweet A screenshot that says: “Elon: I’m buying AllTheDoge right now, hold tight or regret forever!” Meme mania intensifies, chart skyrockets, then dev sells in 3 seconds. Good game. 5) “Magical Trading Bot: 1000% Gains Daily” The site claims it’s an AI that never loses. Once you deposit BNB, site 404’s. *Poof* — comedic meltdown, no refunds. 6) “Secret Whale Insider Group” “Pay 0.5 BNB to join our private alpha.” Then they drop you a worthless contract with near-zero liquidity. It’s basically paying to watch your money vanish. 7) “Ponzi NFT Parrot” NFT that ‘breeds’ 500 new parrots a day, each guaranteeing ‘passive income.’ Then dev disappears, leaving bagholders with an aviary of worthless JPGs. 8) “You Must Approve All” Scam DApp says “Kindly Approve unlimited spending.” People do it, then watch tokens vanish. The dev’s only comment: “We said kindly, though.” 9) “Slightly Famous Influencer Shill” A random YouTuber with 10k subs says “This new coin is 100x guaranteed.” Everyone buys, it dumps instantly. They respond: “Lol, Not Financial Advice.” Meanwhile meltdown is real. 10) “Multi-Level Meme Marketing” “Invite 5 friends to buy RugCoin, earn 0.5% of their deposit!” A chain reaction of comedic regret, since no one can withdraw anyway. BONUS: - A crypto noob calls 911 after token price fell: “Help, I’m being scammed!” The operator sighs, “This is just crypto, sir.” Another meltdown for the meme books.
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